Joke of the day goes to...

...Paula Radcliffe:

"But it's a question [How much do you earn?] I get asked whenever I go into schools (kids don't seem to think it's rude) and I always explain I run my life like a business – I might earn a lot of money from a race, but I don't think of that money as mine. It has to be reinvested into training, travel expenses and expensive running shoes before I take any salary."

Well, I guess she needs more than just two pair. Maybe Nike limits to five pair a year and I am counting eight here!